BHOOMI POOJAN AUR SHILAANYAS

HOMEWORK KAR RAHA HOON

PAPPU- Papa, aaj class me SEX ke bare me padhaya gaya. PAPA- Okay. Baad me Pappu ko HAST-MAITHUN (MASTUBATION) karte huye dekh uske Papa ne puchha- Abe Oye!!! Ye kya kar raha hai??? PAPPU- Homework kar raha hoon.

POLICE KI RAID

Suhagarat ke samay jab darvaje par achanak dastak hoti hai to DULHANA bhagkar darvaje ke pichhe chhip jati hai. PATI- kya hua? PATNI- mujhe laga, police ki raid pad gayi hai.

KUCHH POSITIVE BHI HAI?

EK ADAMI DOCTOR SE- Mera BETA badi Nashebaj hai, BETI Callgirl hai, Patni Juaari ban gayi hai. DOCTOR NE PUCHHA- Kuchh positive bhi hai apke yahaan? ADAMI- Jee haan, main HIV Positive hoon.

RAINCOAT

Paida hone se pehle garbh me ka EK JUDAVAA doosre Judave se- Dekh, Papa aa rahe hain. DUSARA JUDAVAA- Abe bevkoof, ye papa nahi Pados Wale Uncle hain, Papa ki baarish me to ham tum bhig jate hain kyonki ve kabhi RAINCOAT nahi pahante hain.

SAAHASI PAPPU!!!

PAPPU- Dating par maine GIRLFRIEND ke kapde utaar diye. TIPPU- Fir kya hua? PAPPU- Fir ham vaapas aa gaye. TIPPU- kyon? PAPPU- Taki vah samajh jaye ki mujhme uske kapade utaarne ka saahas hai.

BHOOMI POOJAN AUR SHILAANYAS

JAANDAR- Ladkiyan shadi ke baad maang me SINDOOR kyon lagati hai? SHAANDAR- Taki ladakon ko pata chal jaye jis plot par unki najar hai us par BHOOMI POOJAN aur SHILAANYAS ho chuka hai.

SANDLE ME RUPAYE!!!

LADKI- Aaj maine apne Boyfriend ko khuba oollu banaaya. SAHELI- Vo kaise? LADKI- Maine apne rupye Sandle me chupaye the aur vo bevkoof 2 ghante tak meri BRA me rupaye dhoondhata rah gaya.

TAJMAHAL KA DARVAJA

College me ek LADKI ki Paint ki Chain khuli thi. EK LADKAjakar bola- Kya aap apne Tajmahal ka Darvaja band karogi? Ispar Ladki boli- Kyon, Tajmahal mera hai, main ise chahe chhipaaun ya dhikhaaun, tumhe kya? Ladke ne jawab diya- kyonki madam, aapke Tajmahal ka Darvaja dekh ke mera bhi QUTUB MINAR hil raha hai.

PATNI AUR MOBILE ME SAMANATA

JAANDAR- PATNI aur MOBILE me kya samanata hai? SHAANDAR- Ye lo kar lo baat, are yaar dono hi nayi-nayi aur doosron ki bahuta achchhi lagati hain, aur dono ko raat-raat bhar charge karna padta hai.

TEMPORARY FEELING

Suhagarat ko ek Dentist (doctor) Dulhe ka ka PAPPU khada nahi ho paya to usne ungali ka istemaal kiya. NAI NAVELI DULHAN se raha nahi gaya aur usne poochha- Ye kya hai? DENTIS DULHA- Kuchh nahi Jaan, TEMPORARY FEELING kar raha hoon.